S**t's goin' down at World of Wheels in Superior, WI!!!
So, last week, my friend Jayme was minding her own business at the roller rink, when some (excuse my language) whore! plowed into her on purpose. There were witnesses who saw the whole thing, and saw this girl single out Jayme and attempt to knock her down. There has been a "Roller Girls" club recentley formed in Duluth, and we think this chic was one of the newbies trying to show off her stuff. So, tomarrow, I'm bringing a posse to World of Wheels and we're going to check out the scene. I feel that with my background in figure skating, I can totally fake this girl out with my stellar moves, and do some skate jammin' on her ass! I won't turn to violence, only graceful revenge.
So, last week, my friend Jayme was minding her own business at the roller rink, when some (excuse my language) whore! plowed into her on purpose. There were witnesses who saw the whole thing, and saw this girl single out Jayme and attempt to knock her down. There has been a "Roller Girls" club recentley formed in Duluth, and we think this chic was one of the newbies trying to show off her stuff. So, tomarrow, I'm bringing a posse to World of Wheels and we're going to check out the scene. I feel that with my background in figure skating, I can totally fake this girl out with my stellar moves, and do some skate jammin' on her ass! I won't turn to violence, only graceful revenge.
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